In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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