dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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