So drunk its hurt
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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