ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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