Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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