She went from zero to smokin in five shots
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i will never coherently bang her
Actions speak louder than pants.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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