singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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