I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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