Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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