i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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