We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Randomize
