you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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