I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
