god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
And my parents said I crawled through the house
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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