Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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