so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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