Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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