Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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