Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
you made out with another girl for some wings
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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