dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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