Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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