Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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