Well apparently he's into motor boating.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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