that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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