That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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