Christians are straight up FREAKS
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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