Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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