love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
My Sexting was not on an AP level
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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