OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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