Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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