guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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