Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I wish they made helmets for livers.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Randomize