Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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