and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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