so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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