with your own penis?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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