I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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