Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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