halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Green mimosas i think yes
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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