we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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