If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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