Just fell off a train. Bad.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
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