Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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