im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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