This girl is more easily done than said...
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I think a kid would responsible me up
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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