Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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