I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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