so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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