I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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