I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I believe in your delicious
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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