it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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