so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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