two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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