if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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